What I Wish I Could Say At Work Pens

These pens are probably how you or your coworker(s) feel erryday when you clock in and sit at your desk just waiting for a fresh new day of f*ckery. If pens could be your soul mate, these are it.  And...you're going to take 'em to work and spread that shit around. 

C'mon, order the pens.  You know you want to.

They come in the colors and sayings shown. They have black ink.