My Demotivational Personality Pens

Well, if this don’t sum up your personality than nothing does. I mean…if you’re a happy bitch, these ain’t your pens. No. These pens are for the rest of us bipolar folks. Sometimes we are outgoing, most of the time homebodies, and "eww people" all the time.

These are metal pens. There are 12 pens to a pack. They come in the colors and sayings shown. They say:

Don’t touch me, peasant.
Same Thing, Different Day.
Fuck Off, I’m Busy.
Fuck Right Off.
Fuck You.
Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to Come.
My Fucking Pen.
Shut The Fuck Up.
Fuck All This Shit.
Fuck That.
I Hate Everyone, Too.
Everyone’s Judging You.